me in the grocery store when my mom escapes
"are you a good kisser"
what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself
so i was at the dollar store and they had these “inspirational stones” with happy words on them
and i found one that really spoke to me
ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12
aren’t you forgetting someone
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"